PUT IT ON YOUR CHEST

Let the Mayhem BEGIN!!!
Welcome to the only place that can say that your nipples are in our best in interest!! NOW WHO CAN SAY THAT?
Hard Nipple Clothing co. is not only a place were you can pick up WICKED looking clothing but were you can project your second best friends... your Nipples. They help you in so many ways, like alerting you to the temperature, acting as a compass, acting as a discreet pointers, hanging tassels, cutting glass and so many other uses. Now shouldn't you be kind to those 2 friends of yours and given them the best covers.
HERE'S YOUR CHANCE!! Our protect gear will cover those nipples and alot more.
So come along with us and view the best protection your sense of humour can afford.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

It starts again,.. I'm sure

Ok,... I'm back and this should be better this time. I hope.
I hate doing blogs,.. but I want all Hard Nipple fans to updated,... all 12 of you... ok 3.
This site is not .com'ed so you know it's now serious!! And we'll be updating you all with the on going's of the only site that wants your nipples comfortable.
If your in the Toronto area the last weekend of August your going to see us at FanExpo,.. but more info on that in a bit.
Right now,.. it's back to the work styles.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Oh the Joys of Lunacy

So the battle continues. Often it feels like I'm talking to myself here; maybe cause I am.

Oh well, it's healthy to talk to yourself, isn't it?? I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy.

I've been busy on making ad's for Hard Nipple, and we've got them ready!! Be ready for the ad's coming your way.

If anybody out there is willing to help us out, I got banners to attach to anybody willing to post them on their site. PLEASE!!!

New designs, if you haven't seen them, the monkey's are here!! The first is a happy monkey



So enjoy the monkey's stare, cause it's kind of strange after a while.

So until next time I type.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

2 Days out of the Con

Was at the Toronto Fan Appreciation con for the weekend, getting the Hard Nipple name out. Alot of people came by the table to say hi and to look at the what we got to offer and people likey!!! This was just a warm up for waht's comign up for us; the next coouple of weeks the advertising is going to appear fast and sexy!!! BUT the big view for us will be the Toronto Fanexpo in August, with a selection of t-shirts being sold.
BUT lets start it here. I want to hear what you guys want to see there. Leave comments on what designs you want to see, check the link to the store and hit me back and tell me.
Till next time I type,...

Sunday, April 18, 2010

On your chest with a vengeance

It's time once again to enlight you as to what's going on in the house of the Hard Nipple.
First we thought we'd give you the ability to show your mind and here ya go, it's the Hard Nipple Clothing Co. shirt.

You'll be the envy of everybody in view!!


Now, I know you've been asking what makes Hard Nipple different from others and here it comes. We are the only ones that can design the shirt that embodies the beast who can tell everybody about your Nuts. It is my pleasure to present the first in a line of aggressive shirts,,.. here it is My Nuts!!!

All of these and more are available at our store, which you can visit from the link on the right side of this page.

Enjoy and we will talk next time I type.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Let's START THIS OFF WITH A BANG!!

Welcome to the first entry that I hope will improve your life.

Ok, maybe I'm hoping to high. Let's just try to entertain you for 8 secs,.. it can be done!!
This is the official blog to the world famous HARD NIPPLE CLOTHING CO. We invite you to enter a world of things that make you say,.. what we're you thinking?? We also invite feed back, fun with our clothing, pictures of you with our clothing and money,... especially money,.....
We'll be updating you as to where we are going to be, what we're doing and eating. So enjoy and please put down the DVD of Twilight,.. that crap will make you numb.
So As I promised, let's start this off with a BANG!! Some designs HOT off the printer that you can get RIGHT NOW at our store at http://hardnipple.spreadshirt.com/


This one we have entitled: Road Kill

Who could have possiblely guessed that title??

Next we have a little design called: Morning Time

A dellicate piece illustrating your morning duties.



Well that's it for the first one, mark it down in the books, it's started!!

Till next I type,.. prep your chest, cause I got something to put on it!!